welcome bitches

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

lips, the ones on your face

Showcase your best asset with lipstick.

Lipstick is it this season,
so get ready to paint up that face.


Dark shades are always daring
and can add a 90's punk vibe to any outfit.

&
If you want to really want to get weird
try a color.
Pastells are also a favorite and a great way to get really tonal. 

Some great shades to moisten up those lips are

oxblood
pastells 
beige
green
purple
orange

+MAC Cosmetics Meltdown 
$15

RiRi Talk That Talk
$16.50
+NARS Cosmetics Guy Bourdin
$26






Friday, November 29, 2013

onsie 2


Onsie



Now that we have all witnessed the aftermath
 of Thanksgiving, and are 
now seriously considering self-starvation.

And to top it all off 
you have consumed enough calories
to last the next two years
lets get down to business.

Since jeans are completely out of the question,
due to your expanded waistline
&
muffin tops are only cute on pastries.

After all of this the only option is sweat dressing.
Matching simple colors and patterns
to make unified look.
Casual and make a huge statement.

Matching the perfect shoes
with simple accessories is key to
outfit perfection.







shoes and bag nasty gal
leather look topshop
overalls and striped jumper zara 
blue crocodile Sandro







Thursday, November 28, 2013

ONESIES


Seeing that we have all now witnessed the aftermath
 of Thanksgiving

and we are contemplating bulimia.
You have also consumed enough calories
to last the next two years
lets get down to business

Since jeans are completely out of the question,
due to your expanded waistline
&
muffin tops are only cute on pastries.

After all of this the only option is sweat dressing.
Matching simple colors and patterns
to make unified look.
Casual and make a huge statement.

Matching the perfect shoes
with simple accessories is key to
outfit perfection.
Onesie








(When debating on whether or not to participate in Black Friday's activities: the answer is always an absolute no. It is common knowledge that Black Friday is pretend for peasants. Why partake in an event that requires you to waste countless hours in lines, pushed up against randoms, when the only thing you're guaranteed is having your brand new Weitzmans trampled on by ppl that think Betsey Johnson is couture? Do yourself a favor: Invest major hours towards your beauty sleep instead.)










O V E R D O S E






"There are no 
ugly women in 
the world, 
just lazy ones" 
  -Coco 
        Chanel 

If you think the cold is an 
excuse to be lazy with 
your outfits, ladies, I have 
news for you: 
it isn't. 

Details are as important as ever; 
& what better way for others to know you're not 
to be messed with than 
to overdose on the
hottest hardware

Olive/Bronze complexions:  stick to golds
   Lighter/Pale complexions:  go for the silver

For those of you who 
have perfected the skill of blending
 golds & silvers: 
Your 
Time 
Is 
Now.