Seeing that we have all now witnessed the aftermath
of Thanksgiving
You have also consumed enough calories
to last the next two years
lets get down to business
Since jeans are completely out of the question,
due to your expanded waistline
&
muffin tops are only cute on pastries.
After all of this the only option is sweat dressing.
Matching simple colors and patterns
to make unified look.
Casual and make a huge statement.
Matching the perfect shoes
with simple accessories is key to
outfit perfection.
(When debating on whether or not to
participate in Black Friday's activities: the answer is always an absolute no.
It is common knowledge that Black Friday is pretend for peasants. Why partake
in an event that requires you to waste countless hours in lines, pushed up
against randoms, when the only thing you're guaranteed is having your brand new
Weitzmans trampled on by ppl that think Betsey Johnson is couture? Do yourself
a favor: Invest major hours towards your beauty sleep instead.)
